This cross between technology and disappointment, is called the Eggmaster vertical grill.
According to the advert, cooking and eating eggs is beyond many people and so they need a little help.
Also, why struggle with egg shaped food at the table, when you can walk around holding sausage shaped food in your grubby hands instead.
Now, you can even cut them to add to salads and sandwiches!!
This cross between technology and disappointment, is called the Eggmaster vertical grill.
This is an pretty interesting new interactive documentary series called Do Not Track.
This first episode prompts you to take a closer look at your cellphone. Your apps share a lot of the private info on your phone with marketing agencies, phone operators and others. Where does all that data go, and what happens with it?
The video is embedded below, but for the full interactive experience, and further episodes go here: Donottrack-doc.com
I arrived at the race start point, Selkirk rugby club, in the pouring rain. Driving past the tents of the folks who'd stayed over from the mountain bike marathon the day before, I wondered how many of them would be taking part in the orienteering race given the weather and their probable tired legs.
I parked up, and after registering, got my bike ready in the already busy area under the gazebo. After procrastinating for a while, it was clear the weather wasn't getting any better. It was time to go.
I started my stopwatch and 'dibbed' into the start control. Marc handed me the map and after clipping it into my map-board, chasing after my dropped control checklist, knocking a bulldog clip off of someone else's map board, finding and re-attaching it, I was off.
I'd decided to go up the big hills first so set off straight to checkpoint 12 at the bottom of Corbylinn Road for an easy 10 points. From here I had a choice to make; up the steep hill to the east and along a path marked as indistinct/boggy, or along the gently climbing track road straight to a 25 pointer above a waterfall. I went for the later, and after a short walk through some spiky bushes to find the control, I continued up the main track, ignoring the track straight up to checkpoint 9 as it looked too steep, indistinct and slow. Instead I decided to stick to the main track picking up 28 and 14 before detouring up a path (or was it a river?) to pick up 8. By now I was soaked through, my gloved hands were cold and my shoes were full of water.
I was on the final climb to the top. I thought it couldn't be far. I pushed on, peering through the thick mist, waiting for the 3 huge stone markers to appear. After a hard climb I finally saw the top and after not quite making it up the last steep kick-up without pushing, I grabbed the scant 5 points available. I stopped for a minute to work out an onwards route.
There were 2 obvious paths down from the ridge of the hill, both of which headed in different directions and both of which had high value checkpoints strung along them. I decided to try for both, which meant climbing back up the hill twice!
The first bit of single-track was awesome. A fun path down straight down through the forest with a steep, twisty section at the end.
After climbing back up the track road, my legs were feeling it, and when I reached the final junction and saw how steep the last road to the top was I thought 'nope' and instead continued on to join the second bit of single track lower down, missing out the top 15 points.
I gave it a good go but the first section was unrideable. A rooty mud slurry. I gave up and pushed through the forest, dibbing a couple of times along the way. The last section looked better, I splashed through the first couple of puddles. I hit the third one and my front wheel disappeared into a deep, bike eating hole. I teetered forwards not quite going over the handlebars. Luckily I was going slowly.
The lowest control collected, I settled in for the long climb back to the top. Someone passed me going in the other direction. I'm not sure who. I was just glad to see I wasn't alone out here.
Once I reached the top, I dipped back into the forest and out again to collect the 15 points I'd missed earlier. Then continued along the ridge, picking up the final hilltop points, hoicking my bike over a wall, and then happily heading back down towards the bottom of the valley, passing Campbell going the other way, and picking up 50 points on the way.
I grabbed the 20 pointer in Black Andrew wood, along the same piece of single-track as featured in the Revier's Raid (part 1) race, which was in a very different condition now!
The next checkpoints (29,21,19,22,23) were picked up along the paths which run along Yarrow Water back towards Selkirk. I cheerily shouted “different race!” at the wildly gesticulating marshal who tried to direct me down a side road.
Picking up 2 more checkpoints (24,16) I checked my rapidly disintegrating map. What I'd initially thought was a bridge, was just a weir. This screwed up my planned route. Not only that, but I was now forced to cycle into the fully dissolved hole in my map. I got lucky. I knew checkpoint 17 (“large drainage dome”) was around here somewhere, but I wasn't even sure what side of the river it was on. I also didn't know if the path I was on joined back anywhere useful.
Things worked out on both counts. I couldn't miss the huge dome when I came across it, and the path ended right next to the start point at the rugby club.
I checked my watch. Due to my screwup with the non-bridge, I had 20 minutes left! Looking at the map I saw a 25 pointer (25). It was a long way, but it was tarmac all the way. I decided to give it 10 minutes and if I was no-where close, turn back. The one-way roads through Selkirk wasted a few minutes but then I was on the long pedal back into the countryside. The control was at the top of another steep climb (of course it was!). This was where, almost exactly a year ago, I'd crashed and broken my knee!
My knee was certainly reminding me of this now. I turned around, carefully descended, and floored it back the way I'd come. I somehow found enough energy to overtake a couple of people doing the road ride and made it back only 2 minutes late.
After quickly changing out of my sodden clothes, I headed in to warm up with some of the excellent carrot, ginger and butternut squash soup followed by cakes, all made by Marc and Helen.
The results calculated, I found out I was equal in collected points with the consistently unbeatable Jonathan Ellis. However, he'd come in a minute later than me, meaning I'd somehow scraped first place by a single point.
Despite the weather, possibly because of it, it was lots of fun. Thanks to everyone involved!
For more information, and to join in the fun, go here: smbo.org.uk
No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. 70 members of the cast and crew were.
"Roar" was first released in 1981. It's now being re-released.
The film follows wildlife preservationist Hank (The Exorcist producer Noel Marshall in his sole and career-derailing turn as an actor and director), who lives harmoniously alongside a menagerie of over 100 untamed animals, including cheetahs, elephants, lions and tigers on a preservation in the African plains. When his wife and children arrive (real-life wife Tippi Hedren, The Birds, and step-daughter Melanie Griffith, Working Girl) for a visit, a long-brewing battle for dominance between the lions erupts and threatens their very lives.
Here's the trailer:
Look at this crazy building!
It was built by Ferdinand Cheval who was a French postman who spent 33 years of his life building it. He called it the Ideal Palace.
He started in 1879 when he started collecting stones to use in the building and often worked at night by the light of an oil lamp.
The outer wall took him 20 years to build and the palace is a strange mix of styles from Christian to Hindu mythology.
Ferdinand died a year after completion.
This is great!
Holger Czukay was the bassist in, and co-founder of, Can. This was his first single after quitting the group and he made the brilliant video as a promotional tool for his album (before music videos were a normal thing).
There's been a lot of talk of some of the essence of music being lost during the conversion from analog to digital. Many people believe that vinyl is far superior to cd or higher bit-rate recordings. MP3s are a lossy, compressed and generally low bit-rate way of storing music. But most people use it as it's a convenient space saving format. How does it compare?
Ryan Maguire has a project, 'Ghost in the mp3' which explores the losses in the format. By salvaging the lost noise from 'Tom's Diner' when it converted to mp3 you can listen to the differences.
'Tom's Diner' was used as it wasorginally one of the main controls in the listening tests used to develop the mp3 encoding algorithm.
This is a 'Frozen' version of the famous scene from John Carpenter's The Thing where Macready tests the other scientists to check if they are 'The Thing', an Alien which imitates the shape of other life forms.
Someone slides down an entire mountain while trying not to get crushed by their snow mobile.
A short video of crazy people cycling around the world.
Candide Thovex having another one of those days in his home resort.
The French professional skier filmed himself skiing through the resort Val Blanc in France.
A fascinating documentary about Weberman and his obsession with Dylan is on YouTube in full. He's the obsessed stalker who Bob Dylan physically assaulted in 1971 because he had been harassing his family.
An amazing interactive map (created by Cameron Beccario) of the world’s wind patterns. The data used, is collected by the US National Weather Service’s Global Forecast System.
Click on the links at the bottom left to change the map projection, overlay (ocean currents etc).
This is from a brilliant kids tv show we've just started watching:
James Kelly, pro skateboarder, showing off on his local roads.
Crash at about 2:20.